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Shims, Shoats, Groats, Grommets, Sprues, Scrim, Scrod,
Windows Jimmied, Juries Rigged, Cows Freshened, Human Engineering

Shim:

1. A kind of shallow plow used in tillage to break the ground, and clear it of weeds. 2. A thin piece of metal placed between two parts to make a fit.
Shoat:
A young hog. Same as Shote.
Groat:
1. An old English silver coin, equal to four pence.
2. Any small sum of money.
Grommet:
1. A ring formed by twisting on itself a single strand of an unlaid rope; also, a metallic eyelet in or for a sail or a mailbag. Sometimes written grummet.
2. A ring of rope used as a wad to hold a cannon ball in place.
Sprue:
1. (Founding) (a) Strictly, the hole through which melted metal is poured into the gate, and thence into the mold. (b) The waste piece of metal cast in this hole; hence, dross.
2. (Med.) Same as Sprew = Thrush.
Scrim:
1. A kind of light cotton or linen fabric, often woven in openwork patterns, -- used for curtains, etc,; -- called also India scrim.
2. Thin canvas glued on the inside of panels to prevent shrinking, checking, etc.
Scrod:
1. Flesh of young Atlantic cod weighing up to 2 pounds; also young haddock and pollock; often broiled.
2. Young Atlantic cod or haddock especially one split and boned for cooking.
Jimmy
1. A short crowbar; "in England they call a jimmy a jemmy" 2. To move or force, especially in an effort to get something open; "The burglar jimmied the lock", "Raccoons managed to jimmy the lid off the garbage pail"
Freshen:
1. Make (to feel) fresh; "The cool water refreshed us".
2. Become or make oneself fresh again; "She freshened up after the tennis game".
3. Make fresh again.
Rig
1. Gear (including necessary machinery) for a particular enterprise.
2. A truck consisting of a tractor and trailer together.
3. Formation of masts, spars, sails, etc., on a vessel.
4. A set of clothing (with accessories); "his getup was exceedingly elegant".
5. Gear used in fishing.
6. A vehicle with four wheels drawn by two or more horses.
7. The act of swindling by some fraudulent scheme; "that book is a fraud".
8. Arrange the outcome of by means of deceit; "rig an election".
9. Manipulate in a fraudulent manner; "rig prices".
10. Connect or secure to; "They rigged the bomb to the ignition".
11. Equip with sails, masts, etc.; "rig a ship".
Engineering:
1. The practical application of science to commerce or industry.
2. The discipline dealing with the art or science of applying scientific knowledge to practical problems; "he had trouble deciding which branch of engineering to study".
3. A room (as on a ship) in which the engine is located.
4. Generally, using what you have to make or get what you want.


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